At the end of the last entry, when I said the Malstiftbehälter totally made up for the messengeroos and that I love Kinder Eggs? Did you predict this was going to happen? Because you totally should have. I might as well have said “What could possibly go wrong?”

Hey, Kinder Eggs! I sure do love me some motherfuckin messengeroos! I wish every egg had one in it! If all I got from here on out was messengeroos, that would be totally awesome!

What? The pencils I’m stabbing into my eyeballs? Oh don’t worry, that’s just something I do when I’m really happy.