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From Ryan North???s Dinosaur Comics, basically the best idea ever. Q: Vin Diesel walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night. What the hell? A: Vin Diesel is a man.
Month: December 2010
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???PURPUL??? DILATORS CONTAIN NO WIRE OR METAL THAT CAN INJURE TENDER MEMBRANES OF TEATS
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So, there???ll be an interruption in our thrilling narrative, since I???m leaving town for a couple weeks for the holidays. Return at the end of the month for our exciting conclusion! And then discover that there???s actually like a dozen more days to g…
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Sir Nigma: ???How did this happen? Everything we???ve gotten so far has been reasonably sane. But a pig with an apple growing out of its back???? Dude: ???Hey guys, what???s going on???? Marty: ???Seriously. I???m pretty sure this is impossible by any natural mea…
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Sir Nigma: ???I???m pretty sure there was something I was going to ask you, but then this pig with an apple growing out of its back showed up, and now I have no goddamn idea what it was.??? Marty: ???Yeah, I hear ya. I was gonna do the ??????a wizard??? thing a…
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Sir Nigma: ???Frankly, I???m disappointed.??? Marty: ???Why, because we had to spend all day building a spectator balcony for Her Crabbiness???? Sir Nigma: ???Well yeah, but more specifically, I thought we were going to get a wizard today.??? Marty: ???A wizard? …
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Sir Nigma: ???Did a new person show up today???? Marty: ???Well, yes?????? Sir Nigma: ???Sweet!??? Marty: ???And then again, no.??? Sir Nigma: ??????God damnit.??? Marty: ???I think Santa???s fuckin??? with you, man. He even gave us a third arm, as if to make some kind of sarc…
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Sir Nigma: ???What did we get today? Is it a person? To push my Death Barrow? Because I know I???m kind of harping on this, but I???d really like to get this whole ???best at head-crushing??? thing resolved.??? Marty: ???I thought you wanted to drag it out unti…
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Queen Leona: ???Anyway, if you???re going to have a joust, get on with it. I am royally bored over here.??? Marty: ???Oh, so that???s how you got your hand stuck in a frog, is it???? Frog: ???Ribbit.??? Queen Leona: ???SILENCE! Both of you!??? Sir Nigma: ???Unfortunate…
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Marty: ???Excuse me, ma???am, could you help us resolve a dispute???? Queen Leona: ???What the hell do you want???? Marty: ???Well, we were going to have a joust to determine which of us is the best at crushing heads, but we???ve run into a snag.??? Sir Nigma: ???I…
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