Most of the towsnfolk had already dispersed, heading home to wash the blue slime out of their clothes. Old Lady Marston was gently led away, still shouting about Jesus and her lumbago. Carl Parker had gone to fetch his tow truck, and had hauled th…
This is um. This is??? a fairy princess. Just the head of a fairy princess. With feet. Or possibly boobs, either way they’re on her chin. And one hand, holding a magic wand. And wheels. Wheels! In her neck!I??? Jesus, I don’t know. I don’t even begin …
This is a wad of incidental dialogue from one of the personality spheres from the end of Portal 2. You may want to not watch it if you haven’t finished the game yet, but there’s only half of a plot spoiler in here. And anyway it’s right at the beg…
What??? what the fuck? This isn’t a toy! It’s just a goddamn tiny hourglass!It doesn’t even WORK! The funnel clogs up when the top half is full!WHAT THE SHIT KINDER EGGS WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL
Here’s the one for today. A giant beetle. Not much to shout home about, but he does have a clever bit of engineering in his wheels — they’re an unusual sort of slanted shape, which pushes against the legs as they turn, causing the legs to move ba…
Crap. I forgot to post yesterday. I had this guy already open, too, I just got distracted and forgot to actually write it up. This is what Minecraft does to you, kids. This is what spending all your time building miles-long underwater glass subway…
Whup, nearly forgot to post. I got caught up watching Time Bandits instead. What a great movie.Anyone else see that when you were a kid? And spend like the next month pushing on your bedroom wall, just in case? I know I did. And man those guys had…
“Oh great,” I thought, “another crappy jigsaw. Oh well, at least I can try the thing I thought of before, where I combine the pieces with the previous jigsaw to make something new???””??? Oh wait. No I can’t, because this is the same goddamn puzzle as…
Oh man, I nearly forgot to post this. It’s been sitting on my desk all day, but after I got done with work, I started playing Minecraft. This is because Jenni was in the living room playing Minecraft, which reminded me of how much I like Minecraft…
Today’s is a new-style egg. Naturally, since I ranted about the crappy quality of the new eggs only yesterday, the new egg I opened today turned out to be awesome. This is how the universe works.Look at that thing! It looks like James Bond’s sailb…
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