On the 25th, it turned out that the Lego advent calendar only has 24 doors on it. Man, I was all ready to come up with some kind of final apocalyptic thing, and I totally anticlimactic???d myself. Well, I???ll figure something out. Not right now thoug…

And then, on the 24th, a miracle occurred! Santa Claus came on his Battlecrawler tank to rescue all the good little boys and girls and save Christmas! Hooray! Nah, just kidding. That???s Shaggy Harold. The basket on his back is for the heads.

Beset on three sides by the robots, the government soldiers, and Voldo???s crazed ???Murderaniacs???, the crab-mutants bring out their secret weapon: Crrt???chk???kik???crrk, the Behemoth. Yes, he has a magic wand. The only spell he knows is ???Transmute Human …

Stun-pistol and chainsaw at the ready, Killbot V41 treads slowly but relentlessly toward its squishy human targets. ???Stun-pistol???? I hear you exclaim. ???Surely such a machine would not be equipped with non-lethal weaponry!??? Of course not, don???t be …

Ralph was a normal guy. He had a normal family, a normal job, a normal life. But when a firefight between the crab-mutants and government soldiers broke out in Market Square, and Betty and little Ralph Jr. got caught in the crossfire, well, someth…

Day 20: A scout robot cavorts near a fallen battle-standard. Whether the flag belongs to the crab-mutants, the oppressive government, the tiki heads, or Voldo???s merry band of insane freaks, none can say, but it???s obvious that the robots have won t…

On day 19, Voldo put Conan O???Brien into the shrink ray and turned him into a smirking dwarf. A smirking dwarf with a passion for murder. Seriously, when did Lego start doing little dwarf legs? That freaked me out a little.

Now that I???m back in town, it???s time to finish this advent calendar. Day 18 was another death ray. Oddly, it didn???t come with any kind of base, so I had to hook it up to the tiki head. A head-mounted death-cannon is basically every tiki head???s wet…