Lego AdventUres 02/27/11

Guardbot: “We’re doing what? Where? With the who now?”Cindy: “It’s very simple. While the psychos deal with Ralph the Hatchet, we’re going to go find the last guy they’re after, and recruit him before they can.”Guardbot: “We’re gonna recruit a psy…

Gemini Rue

via wadjeteyegames.com I just finished playing it, and I recommend it highly. It’s a classic-style point-and-click, with an excellent gritty noir sci-fi story, and a very nice art style — a sort of combination of straight pixel art and sketchy ha…

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Keith: “So??? who’s this guy, again?”Hairbrush Santa: “Ralph the Hatchet. His family got killed in the crossfire in the early days of the war, and it broke his mind.”Keith: “Ah, so that’s why he’s got a little sniper nest up in that clock tower.”Hai…

Hey Tumblr! Get bent!

Welcome to the shiny new Minimum Safe Distance, powered by Posterous. I’ve been increasingly annoyed with Tumblr — it is constantly going down, the html editing tools just don’t fucking work, and it’s been like that for ages with no sign of impro…

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James Lipton: ???Hello there, internetophiles! I???m celebrity host of Inside the Actors Studio James Lipton. I???m not actually here as part of this story, but since I happened to pop up in the calendar today, I thought I???d take this opportunity to tel…

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Hey look over there! Nothing? Okay I guess I was mistaken. Now check out this awesome video. I guess I should have more to say about it than that, but I don???t want to give anything away, you know? p.s. You should probably click through to Youtube …

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Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man. I have been waiting for Sword & Sworcery for a long long time. This trailer is friggin amazing. I am too excited.

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And here we have the baby Drago from Mother 3. He???s sort of like a baby tyrannosaurus, except the Dragos are friendly and I guess herbivores? They totally look like tyrannosaurs though. He???s involved in a fairly powerful emotional moment in the ga…

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Marty: ???All right, well, my primitive medieval knowledge of technology may have adapted pretty well to robotics, but I dunno a damn thing about computers. What???s it do, Phil????Phil: ???It will allow you to view various areas of the city through surve…