Keith: “Dammit, why do I have to pull the luggage cart?”

Hairbrush Santa: “My hands are full. Ho ho ho!”

Keith: “I’m really starting to hate you people.”

Guy: “Eet ees not far to ze encampment of ze fellow with ze giant bolt stuck in his head. He will most likely be eager to rejoin Voldo’s band, as he lives only to fight, and has seemed quite at a loss for what to do weeth himself, since our previous failure.”

Keith: “‘Ze… the fellow with the giant bolt stuck in his head’? Does he have an actual name?”

Guy: “Theoretically, but no one knows what it is. He is not ze most… articulate person you will meet in your life.”