Guard: “Right, the boss says he’ll see you guys. Follow me.”

Keith: “Is it far?”

Guard: “Nope, the entrance to his secret underground bunker is right over here.”

Keith: “Past this giant flashing arrow?”

Guard: “Yup!”

Keith: “I… I am desperately trying to think of something to say that will avoid the “not-so-secret secret lair” joke, because that one’s so old you can see it painted on cave walls, but I really have no words.”

Guard: “Yeah, I know. It used to be properly secret, but we kept getting lost.”

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