Billy: “Cindy, this is my friend Janet.”

Janet: “Hi! And this is my kitty Gilbert.”

Gilbert: “Mrowwww.”

Applepig: “Oink?”

Cindy: “I can’t help but notice you kids are kind of oddly-proportioned. You have regular adult torsos, just with stumpier legs.”

Janet: “You found out our secret! We’re actually fully-grown midget psychos, bent on destroying The City from within!”

Billy: “Guess we’ll have to kill you now!”

Janet: “Ha ha ha ha!”

Billy: “Ha ha ha ha!”

Cindy: “Ha ha ha… you are kidding, right?”

Billy: “Sure!”