Because I have a blog. Go me.
Okay, technically I already had one: a Livejournal that I posted to maybe three times, something like six years ago. Does that count?
I just went and looked, and actually it was only a little less than four years ago, and there were seven posts. Gosh! One of them was a picture of a taxidermy squirrel that the head comes off of and — guess what? — it’s a whiskey decanter!
Drinking whiskey out of the neck of a squirrel is, to me, what the internet is all about.