What… what the fuck? This isn’t a toy! It’s just a goddamn tiny hourglass!
It doesn’t even WORK! The funnel clogs up when the top half is full! WHAT THE SHIT KINDER EGGS WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULLKinder Eggs (38/150) Son of a bitch!
Minimum Safe Distance
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Minimum Safe Distance 
You should start adding ratings to these. Like -1 = wtf, 0 = meh, +1 = it’s cool, +2 = neat, +3 = awesome, +4 = bam!Well, maybe more negatives too. -2 = no, seriously, wtf, -3 = messangerooThen calculate the average and trend values, pivot data by toy release year etc.
New capsule or old?
@thelonegoldfish you can see in the first picture that it’s a new one
It’s keeping track of the time remaining until your next messengeroo.
Yeah the ones with the hinged lids (instead of two-part containers) are the new ones.