Guy: “We are here to speak to the Free Man.”

Janitor: “Hahaha, it’s real cute how people call him that. He’s not here, he went off with some girl and a singing robot.”

Femme de Pain: “Un robot? Merde!”

Keith: “It’s just as well, it’s getting crowded as shit around here.”

Hairbrush Santa: “Hey, aren’t you James Lipton?”

Janitor: “The extremely handsome and distinguished television personality? Nope, I’m just a janitor!”

Hairbrush Santa: “Did you just wink at me?”

Janitor: “Nope! ;)”