Keith: “Where in hell did you guys find a tiny bulldozer?”

Femme de Pain: “Les bons garçons ne sont pas les seuls avec l’accès au calendrier d’arrivée.”

Hairbrush Santa: “Say… that’s a pretty nice head of hair you got there, fella. Ho ho ho!”

Keith: “Buddy, you get me out of this rubber band, and when we’re safely away from here you can brush my hair as much as you want.”

Femme de Pain: “Mon dieu, vous êtes vraiment fou!”

Keith: “It’s okay, I came with a spare.”