Before I move on to the next IF Comp game, let’s have a quick break for an orange soda review. Because I have a thirst. A thirst for orange soda.

This is Frostie Orange Soda — unusually succinct! It’s also a custom bottle, with the logo embossed around the top. The label is a clear sticker. The ingredients consist of corn syrup and chemicals.

I don’t like the way the gnome is staring at me. He doesn’t seem to be outright menacing or threatening, but he does make me a little uncomfortable.

Taste test: not very fizzy. Tangy, but not particularly orangey. It’s palatable. That’s about the extent of it.

This soda is boring. Let’s get back to the IF games.