More Sinistar! More orange soda!

Today we have Squamscot Old Fashioned Beverages Established 1863 Orange. It doesn’t look like much. Generic glass bottle, paper label (with way too many different fonts, btw. Eight fucking fonts I count on this bottle. The rule of thumb is no more than three, Squamscot. Also, your un-antialiased bitmap logo looks terrible.) Ingredients list contains no surprises.

Taste: this stuff tastes pretty good, actually. Could stand to be a little less sweet and a little more fizzy, but it actually has a fairly complex citrus/orange flavor, with a tangy aftertaste.

Man, for all their lack of graphic design know-how, Squamscot sure kicked those other two sodas’ asses. Your fancy painted and molded glass bottle didn’t save you from a beating, Boylan! Looks like that extra 28 years made a difference. I’m not even going to talk about the other one, the one that tasted like saliva. I can’t remember what it was called anyway, and I would have to open another tab to find out. So screw that.

So, halfway through Bracket 1 of the Great Orange Soda Deathmatch Tastening, the current leader is: Squamscot Orange!


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