Ralph was a normal guy. He had a normal family, a normal job, a normal life. But when a firefight between the crab-mutants and government soldiers broke out in Market Square, and Betty and little Ralph Jr. got caught in the crossfire, well, something in his brain just snapped. The ranks of Voldo’s mob increased yet again.

If you asked him, Ralph would tell you that axe-murdering isn’t all fun and games, but a lot of people need axe-murdered, and he has a job to do. And then he would axe-murder you.