Jick gave me the Lego advent calendar for Crimbo. The first entry is a man with a giant bolt being driven into his skull. Or possibly a giant mushroom growing out of his skull. Either way, his skull is involved, and he doesn’t seem particularly concerned. “Whatevs,” he says, smirking nonchalantly like a prick. “It’s just my skull. Shit happens.”

Jesus, my keyboard is filthy.