Oh god! Well, at least it isn’t the green one again.

Man I hate these things. As a concept for a toy they’re bad enough, but they’re not even functional. They don’t bounce! Look at the picture — the whole point of these things is that you put a note in them and bounce it to your friend, and it doesn’t even bounce. I mean, you can get it to bounce a little bit — a lead bar will bounce a little if you throw it hard enough — but if you throw this thing that hard, the two halves seperate and scatter, and probably your note falls out of the pocket anyway.

Jesus just tell your friend whatever it is you’ve got to say. You’re standing like three feet away from him.