Marty: “So what happens now? I’m not fighting my own father to the death.”

Sir Nigma: “No, I agree that would be inappropriate.”

Marty: “Anyway, we’ve only got four days left on this calendar. If we want to keep up this daily posting thing, we’re gonna have to come up with an alternate plot or something.”

FedEx Guy: “Where do you want this catapult, miss?”

Cindy: “Are you fucking kidding me?”