Sir Nigma: “How did this happen? Everything we’ve gotten so far has been reasonably sane. But a pig with an apple growing out of its back?”

Dude: “Hey guys, what’s going on?”

Marty: “Seriously. I’m pretty sure this is impossible by any natural means. It’s just nuts.”

Dude: “You guys need help pushing anything? I’m a fully licensed member of the Pusher’s Guild.”

Sir Nigma: “If you were going to cook this pig, and you put its own apple in its mouth, would that be weird? Like self-cannibalism?”

Dude: “Hello?”

Marty: “That’s… that’s kinda weird, yeah. Not as weird as a turducken, though.”