I downloaded LEGO’s Digital Designer software with an eye toward making a digital representation of the Battlewalker, so I could have assembly instructions in case I wanted to rebuild it at a later date.

Of course, nothing is ever that simple.

This is Milo, mild-mannered ex-postman, who (along with his trusty dog Giblet) is in a race against time to recover the mystical Space Star Diamond Crystals before the evil Baron Clawhammer can get his claws and/or hammers on them.

It is possibly the most exciting LEGO set ever, and is comprised almost entirely of tiny detail pieces, which it turns out are the most expensive LEGO parts. Seriously, this is like a ninety dollar LEGO set — all those transparent bits are a killer. Really, though, can you truly put a price on awesomeness?