Well, it’s that time of year again! Time for me to spend most of my day playing IF games (when I should be finishing the Nemesis quest) and publicly being an asshole to the people who wrote them. Huzzah!
My reviews will likely be filled with spoilers, as they will not be so much reviews as my reactions as I have them while playing. Hooray for second monitors. I will try to remember to write a spoiler-free summary, which I will paste in at the top of the post and probably separate from the rest with some horrible picture of some sort.
Secondly, if a game is confusing or un-fun or poorly-implemented, or just makes me angry for no logically explainable reason, I will probably start being extraordinarily mean to it. The author, if he/she reads this, should try not to be offended. I don’t mean it personally, really. I’m sure you’re probably a nice person. I just hate your infected dental abscess of an IF game, and generally speaking, mean angry ranting reviews are more entertaining for my reading audience. This is the “Zero Punctuation Principle”.