Lucky 66 Lime Soda (“Chosen by soda jerks every time”), Crow T. Robot.

Smells: Lime Otter Pop.

Tastes: Pretty authentically lime, actually, though not as sour. It’s not nearly as sweet as you’d expect from the smell, and has a very slight bitter tang to it. It could actually stand to be a little bit sweeter. I was totally expecting, like, liquid Life Savers. This is pretty good. Not real exciting, but y’know. Good choice, soda jerks.

The ingredients list has “Cane Sugar and/or High Fructose Corn Sweetener”, which puzzles me a bit because I thought ingredients lists were supposed to actually say what the ingredients are, and not just sort of hint at them. “Ingredients: Filtered Water, Cane Sugar and/or High Fructose Corn Sweetener, 30% chance of Weasel Urine, and some stuff that might be Yellow #6, but then again it could be Rat Poison.”