Sprecher Orange Dream, solderless breadboard.

Smells: creamsicle. Which is disheartening to me, as I really like regular orange soda. Creamsicle? not so much. I was hoping this would be a really good orange.

Tastes: Creamsicle. With emphasis on the cream, not on the orange. Dammit.

I guess it’s my fault for not expecting this. I mean, I saw the cow drinking an orange through a straw, Tropicana-style, so I figured, “Hey, orange.” I did not at all consider “cow = cream” until just now. Ich kenne nicht sprechen die Iconography. Ich bin einen epischer Failuren gehäbst.

It’s okay as creamsicle soda goes, though.