“Oh great,” I thought, “another crappy jigsaw. Oh well, at least I can try the thing I thought of before, where I combine the pieces with the previous jigsaw to make something new???””??? Oh wait. No I can’t, because this is the same goddamn puzzle as…

Oh man, I nearly forgot to post this. It’s been sitting on my desk all day, but after I got done with work, I started playing Minecraft. This is because Jenni was in the living room playing Minecraft, which reminded me of how much I like Minecraft…

Today’s is a new-style egg. Naturally, since I ranted about the crappy quality of the new eggs only yesterday, the new egg I opened today turned out to be awesome. This is how the universe works.Look at that thing! It looks like James Bond’s sailb…

Lemme get this out of the way real quick, so I can get back to playing Portal 2. Which, by the way, is goddamn awesome, and possibly the best video game I’ve ever played, ever. If it had more exploration in it, it definitely would be. Is it shamef…

Man okay well, I have a little time to kill while I’m waiting for Portal 2 to unlock here, so I guess I’ll post this piece of crap.What this is, is three crappy lenticular stickers and a sticker book to put them on, where by “sticker book” I mean …

Parents are in town for the weekend and we’re gonna go visit some gigantic hole in the ground that I guess is famous for being a particularly gigantic example of a gigantic hole in the ground, so services are gonna be interrupted till probably mon…

Sometime it seems like for every good thing the Kinder Egg people come up with, there are ten abject failures.I know they have good intentions. You can’t manufacture toys with bad intentions, right? No toymaker says “I fucking hate kids, what sort…

At the end of the last entry, when I said the Malstiftbeh??lter totally made up for the messengeroos and that I love Kinder Eggs? Did you predict this was going to happen? Because you totally should have. I might as well have said “What could possi…

Oh my god. What is this craziness? This is amazing.I think ‘Malstiftbeh??lter’ means “Terrible pencil case”. This thing is horrific. Yellow teeth, soulless yellow eyes, and that flip-top trashcan head that I think means it’s Canadian.Also the tiny …

Just knocking out today’s kinder egg post real quicklike, so that noise machine gets pushed off the front page. God, what a terrible idea that was. Welp. Got another construction vehicle here. Some kind of megaforklift. Good ol’ New Holland Constr…