Here’s the one for today. A giant beetle. Not much to shout home about, but he does have a clever bit of engineering in his wheels — they’re an unusual sort of slanted shape, which pushes against the legs as they turn, causing the legs to move ba…

Crap. I forgot to post yesterday. I had this guy already open, too, I just got distracted and forgot to actually write it up. This is what Minecraft does to you, kids. This is what spending all your time building miles-long underwater glass subway…

Whup, nearly forgot to post. I got caught up watching Time Bandits instead. What a great movie.Anyone else see that when you were a kid? And spend like the next month pushing on your bedroom wall, just in case? I know I did. And man those guys had…

“Oh great,” I thought, “another crappy jigsaw. Oh well, at least I can try the thing I thought of before, where I combine the pieces with the previous jigsaw to make something new???””??? Oh wait. No I can’t, because this is the same goddamn puzzle as…

Oh man, I nearly forgot to post this. It’s been sitting on my desk all day, but after I got done with work, I started playing Minecraft. This is because Jenni was in the living room playing Minecraft, which reminded me of how much I like Minecraft…

Today’s is a new-style egg. Naturally, since I ranted about the crappy quality of the new eggs only yesterday, the new egg I opened today turned out to be awesome. This is how the universe works.Look at that thing! It looks like James Bond’s sailb…

Lemme get this out of the way real quick, so I can get back to playing Portal 2. Which, by the way, is goddamn awesome, and possibly the best video game I’ve ever played, ever. If it had more exploration in it, it definitely would be. Is it shamef…

Man okay well, I have a little time to kill while I’m waiting for Portal 2 to unlock here, so I guess I’ll post this piece of crap.What this is, is three crappy lenticular stickers and a sticker book to put them on, where by “sticker book” I mean …