Okay. The four of you who have been following this nonsense closely may have noticed I haven’t been keeping up the egg-per-day pace over the last week or so.I am forced to admit that I’m getting tired of it. There’s just too many of these toys tha…
There you go. Some improbable owls for you.
Man, I have been slacking on these lately. Posterous not date-stamping posts doesn’t shame me into keeping up a daily schedule the way Tumblr did. How long has this frog been on my desk?Anyway, you’ve got a particularly Muppet-looking frog (presum…
This is a weird one.It’s another one of these little plastic dioramas; the series is titled “Street Life In Mainhattan”. You probably can’t make out the details of the rest of the pieces in the set, so let me give you a run-down of some of the hig…
Most of the towsnfolk had already dispersed, heading home to wash the blue slime out of their clothes. Old Lady Marston was gently led away, still shouting about Jesus and her lumbago. Carl Parker had gone to fetch his tow truck, and had hauled th…
This is um. This is??? a fairy princess. Just the head of a fairy princess. With feet. Or possibly boobs, either way they’re on her chin. And one hand, holding a magic wand. And wheels. Wheels! In her neck!I??? Jesus, I don’t know. I don’t even begin …
What??? what the fuck? This isn’t a toy! It’s just a goddamn tiny hourglass!It doesn’t even WORK! The funnel clogs up when the top half is full!WHAT THE SHIT KINDER EGGS WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL
Here’s the one for today. A giant beetle. Not much to shout home about, but he does have a clever bit of engineering in his wheels — they’re an unusual sort of slanted shape, which pushes against the legs as they turn, causing the legs to move ba…
Crap. I forgot to post yesterday. I had this guy already open, too, I just got distracted and forgot to actually write it up. This is what Minecraft does to you, kids. This is what spending all your time building miles-long underwater glass subway…
Whup, nearly forgot to post. I got caught up watching Time Bandits instead. What a great movie.Anyone else see that when you were a kid? And spend like the next month pushing on your bedroom wall, just in case? I know I did. And man those guys had…
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