*CLASH*Cindy: “Jesus, how old is that loaf of bread?”Femme de Pain: “Assez vieux pour ??craser votre cr??ne, conasse!”Cindy: “I didn’t get a word of that, but I’m pretty sure you called me something I wouldn’t like if I knew what it was.”Guy: “Eat s…
Video via giantbomb.com Not gonna be able to do the penultimate Lego AdventUres post today — I’m starting to get tasks assigned to me for the new game finally, so I was pretty busy today, and I’m going to bed early coz I am tired as hell. I don’t…
Hairbrush Santa: “Well, have fun, kid. Street-fighting’s not really my bag, so I’m gonna find a hole to hide in and hope whoever’s alive at the end of this needs a hairstylist.”Keith: “Okay, good luck. I’m gonna see if I can find my ear collection…
Voldo: “Hissssssss!”Keith: “Help me out here — who’s the freak standing on that recycling bin?”Hairbrush Santa: “Show some respect, fella! That’s the big boss himself, Voldo!”Keith: “Oh! Huh. Okay yeah, I probably could’ve guessed that.”Voldo: “H…
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Marty: “Oh god I’m gonna die. We’re all gonna die. Huuuurrrrrrl.”Cindy: “You can stop throwing up now, Marty. I’ve brought backup.”more Marty: “Backup? By ‘backup’ you mean like a Panzer division, right? Because otherwise??? holy shit on toast, is t…
via collegehumor.com by way of splitsider.com Not the best Dude impersonator you’ll ever see, but other than that this is pretty excellent. I particularly like the little sizzle noise it makes when Jesus licks his identity disc.
Guy: “We are here to speak to the Free Man.” Janitor: “Hahaha, it’s real cute how people call him that. He’s not here, he went off with some girl and a singing robot.” Femme de Pain: “Un robot? Merde!” Keith: “It’s just as well, it’s getting crowd…
Guardbot: “We’re doing what? Where? With the who now?”Cindy: “It’s very simple. While the psychos deal with Ralph the Hatchet, we’re going to go find the last guy they’re after, and recruit him before they can.”Guardbot: “We’re gonna recruit a psy…
via wadjeteyegames.com I just finished playing it, and I recommend it highly. It’s a classic-style point-and-click, with an excellent gritty noir sci-fi story, and a very nice art style — a sort of combination of straight pixel art and sketchy ha…
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