It’s a bulldozer. Or, well, not a bulldozer, but a??? man I don’t know what these things are called. An excavator, or something?Still, it’s a pretty cool one. Lots of detail, three points of articulation, clear plastic for the cab. And stickers! Put…
The garrison commander’s face was pale as he lowered his telescope. “Well, gentlemen,” he said in a hushed tone as he handed the telescope to one of the recruits, “now we are well and truly fucked.” “What’s the matter, commander?” asked the other …
I am kind of cheaping out on this one. My apologies to the dozen or so of you reading this, but my new 3DS arrived today, and it’s finished charging up. I think that counts as an Extenuating Circumstance. Check this guy out, though! I can hardly b…
From the diary of Professor Henry J. Fenchurch, Chair of Faeriological Studies at Oxford University: February 12, 1893 Discovered two more of those repulsive little slime urchins in my office this evening. Stopped in after my lecture on “Shakespea…
Oh man. This one is pretty awesome, you guys. (It’s funny — there’s a sort of margin of middlingness that a toy has to hit for me to write a story, it seems. If it’s too lame, I end up just grumbling about it, or writing limericks. If it’s too aw…
I went to a party, and it’s pretty late, and I don’t have a lot to say about this ghost playing badminton. He’s kinda cool, I guess. He’s cute. Apparently he changes color if you leave him in the sunlight, but it’s too dark to test that out. I con…
That is a massive-ass hovercraft. I guess it’s supposed to be like a hovercraft cruise liner? For extra speed? Because when you’re going on a relaxing cruise, it’s important that you get to your destination as quickly as possible. Man I dunno. It …
I’ll show them,” thought Chip Chipmunk as he waved his magic wand. “Always making fun of my magic powers. ‘All you ever summon is cheap stickers of stereotypical magic items,’ they say. ‘Why don’t you summon something useful, like a… Like a… L…
Sorry if you just got a ton of bullshit in your RSS reader, I was testing and configuring this Posterous iPhone app. Not only do I get sweet HD photos now, but I can snap em and send em without having to resize them in photoshop first! Fuckin A!
Rhino: “A shifty-eyed ethnic stereotype riding a large gray mammal. This seems familiar.” Ronnie: “What? What ethnic stereotype am I?” Rhino: “You’re swarthy and dark-skinned, you’ve got a big mustache, and you’re wearing a cowboy hat. You’re a Me…
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