Cindy: ???So uh??? you???re going to keep the psychos out with a little roadblock sign????Marty: ???Not just any roadblock sign! Tell her, Roadblockbot.???Roadblockbot: ???DO NOT ENTER. NO PSYCHOS ADMITTED PAST THIS POINT.???Cindy: ???I???m impressed that you???ve gott…

Guardbot: ???Wooooo! This fire is DELICIOUS!???Marty: ???Dammit, stop spraying it everywhere. I???m not gonna mix another pitcher for you if you???re gonna waste it.???Guardbot: ???Awwww.???Cindy: ???Wait a minute, what happened to his hyphens????Marty: ???I fixed his …

Guardbot: ???Don???t you worry about a thing, Guardbot 3351 will protect you humans from the psychos! I???ll burn them all with fire! PCHOOOOOOOO???Cindy: ???Jesus fucking Christ! Who the fuck gave Guardbot flamethrowers?!???Marty: ???He wouldn???t leave me alone…

Phil: ???Marty, I am worried about a forthcoming psycho invasion.???Marty: ???Worried? Man, that???s one hell of an understatement. I tried turning Panicbot back on for a minute, and all he did was scream. And since he doesn???t have to pause to inhale, it …

Keith: ???What happened to the ground????Hairbrush Santa: ???The new calendar is vertically-oriented, like a book, so it doesn???t provide a playmat.???Keith: ???This looks like??? is this a blueprint for someone???s Minecraft landscaping????Hairbrish Santa: ???Mmmma…

Santa: ???Ho ho ho, everybody!???Janet: ???OMG it???s Santa!!???Marty: ???It???s good to see you, Santa. The wizard we got at the end of the last calendar was kind of a dick.???Santa: ???Oh, that guy. Well, it???s not my bag to go around talking shit about my competi…

Keith: ???Okay, let me make sure I???ve got this straight: Voldo wants us to track down his four best henchmen, who went into hiding after the robots won, and recruit them back to the cause????Femme de Pain: ???Oui. Est ce ce que j???ai dit.???Kei…

Keith: ???Man, I sure am glad to be out of there. I wish I didn???t have to leave my ears behind, though.???Hairbrush Santa: ???There???ll be plenty of fresh ears for the takin??? when we make the big attack. Fresh ears and fresh hair! Ho ho ho!???Keith: ???Yeah,…

Marty: ???Boy oh boy, I sure am enjoying this yellow boxcar that is identical to the red one except for the color.??? Applepig: ???Oink.??? Panicbot: ???Guys! Guys! Shit! Fuck! Fucking shitfuck! Emergency! Emergency!??? Marty: ???Did the dog bark at you again????…

Keith: ???Where in hell did you guys find a tiny bulldozer???? Femme de Pain: ???Les bons gar??ons ne sont pas les seuls avec l???acc??s au calendrier d???arriv??e.??? Hairbrush Santa: ???Say??? that???s a pretty nice head of hair you got there, fella. Ho ho ho!??? Keit…