Lego AdventUres 02/27/11

Guardbot: “We’re doing what? Where? With the who now?”Cindy: “It’s very simple. While the psychos deal with Ralph the Hatchet, we’re going to go find the last guy they’re after, and recruit him before they can.”Guardbot: “We’re gonna recruit a psy…

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Keith: “So??? who’s this guy, again?”Hairbrush Santa: “Ralph the Hatchet. His family got killed in the crossfire in the early days of the war, and it broke his mind.”Keith: “Ah, so that’s why he’s got a little sniper nest up in that clock tower.”Hai…

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James Lipton: ???Hello there, internetophiles! I???m celebrity host of Inside the Actors Studio James Lipton. I???m not actually here as part of this story, but since I happened to pop up in the calendar today, I thought I???d take this opportunity to tel…

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Marty: ???All right, well, my primitive medieval knowledge of technology may have adapted pretty well to robotics, but I dunno a damn thing about computers. What???s it do, Phil????Phil: ???It will allow you to view various areas of the city through surve…

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Cindy: ???Excuse me????Hairbrush Santa: ???What the-! Who are you????Cindy: ???Oh, just a traveler of no particular importance, and not anybody you need to trouble your friends with. You appear to have set up an elaborate portable hairstyling station in the…

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Marty: ???Okay, while the robots are working on shoring up the town???s security systems and so forth, I wanted to call all us humans together for a strategy meeting and pep talk, and??? and??????Janet: ???And what, Marty????Marty: ???And is this everybody? Three…

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Hairbrush Santa: ???What???s yer problem, fella? You said you didn???t wanna pull the luggage cart any more! Ho ho ho!??? Keith: ???Hate??? you guys??? so??? much?????? Bolt Head: ???Wheeee!???