Marty: “Oh god I’m gonna die. We’re all gonna die. Huuuurrrrrrl.”Cindy: “You can stop throwing up now, Marty. I’ve brought backup.”more Marty: “Backup? By ‘backup’ you mean like a Panzer division, right? Because otherwise??? holy shit on toast, is t…
via collegehumor.com by way of splitsider.com Not the best Dude impersonator you’ll ever see, but other than that this is pretty excellent. I particularly like the little sizzle noise it makes when Jesus licks his identity disc.
Guy: “We are here to speak to the Free Man.” Janitor: “Hahaha, it’s real cute how people call him that. He’s not here, he went off with some girl and a singing robot.” Femme de Pain: “Un robot? Merde!” Keith: “It’s just as well, it’s getting crowd…
Guardbot: “We’re doing what? Where? With the who now?”Cindy: “It’s very simple. While the psychos deal with Ralph the Hatchet, we’re going to go find the last guy they’re after, and recruit him before they can.”Guardbot: “We’re gonna recruit a psy…
via wadjeteyegames.com I just finished playing it, and I recommend it highly. It’s a classic-style point-and-click, with an excellent gritty noir sci-fi story, and a very nice art style — a sort of combination of straight pixel art and sketchy ha…
Via Emily Short comes this video of a manual typewriter that has been converted to display and interpret IF games. Holy shit.
Keith: “So??? who’s this guy, again?”Hairbrush Santa: “Ralph the Hatchet. His family got killed in the crossfire in the early days of the war, and it broke his mind.”Keith: “Ah, so that’s why he’s got a little sniper nest up in that clock tower.”Hai…
Welcome to the shiny new Minimum Safe Distance, powered by Posterous. I’ve been increasingly annoyed with Tumblr — it is constantly going down, the html editing tools just don’t fucking work, and it’s been like that for ages with no sign of impro…
James Lipton: ???Hello there, internetophiles! I???m celebrity host of Inside the Actors Studio James Lipton. I???m not actually here as part of this story, but since I happened to pop up in the calendar today, I thought I???d take this opportunity to tel…
Hey look over there! Nothing? Okay I guess I was mistaken. Now check out this awesome video. I guess I should have more to say about it than that, but I don???t want to give anything away, you know? p.s. You should probably click through to Youtube …
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