Palm trees swayed in the sand-filled breeze as Maxi fled the city atop the hastily flagged-down Elephantentaxi, the shouts of his pursuers fading in the distance. “Sounds like you caused some real trouble, Sahib,” said the elephant, glancing back …
One hundred and fifty Kinder Egg capsules. When I ordered these on eBay, I assumed the guy selling them was (or was pals with) a guy who works at the manufacturing plant. This lot was not the only one he’s sold; how the hell do you get your hands …
I’ve gone back and tagged all the old Lego AdventUres posts, including the 2009 ones which weren’t narrative, but became the backstory to 2010 Calendars B and C. So, if you’d like to revisit the old stuff, or read it for the first time if you’re n…
Marty: “Nnnng. Ugh. What??? where am I?”Cindy: “You’re in the hospital, Marty. You’ve been unconscious for more than a week. I guess going Super Saiyan takes a lot out of a guy.”Marty: “Super what? All I remember is Voldo attacking, and cutting yo…
*CLASH*Cindy: “Jesus, how old is that loaf of bread?”Femme de Pain: “Assez vieux pour ??craser votre cr??ne, conasse!”Cindy: “I didn’t get a word of that, but I’m pretty sure you called me something I wouldn’t like if I knew what it was.”Guy: “Eat s…
Video via giantbomb.com Not gonna be able to do the penultimate Lego AdventUres post today — I’m starting to get tasks assigned to me for the new game finally, so I was pretty busy today, and I’m going to bed early coz I am tired as hell. I don’t…
Hairbrush Santa: “Well, have fun, kid. Street-fighting’s not really my bag, so I’m gonna find a hole to hide in and hope whoever’s alive at the end of this needs a hairstylist.”Keith: “Okay, good luck. I’m gonna see if I can find my ear collection…
Voldo: “Hissssssss!”Keith: “Help me out here — who’s the freak standing on that recycling bin?”Hairbrush Santa: “Show some respect, fella! That’s the big boss himself, Voldo!”Keith: “Oh! Huh. Okay yeah, I probably could’ve guessed that.”Voldo: “H…
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Marty: “Oh god I’m gonna die. We’re all gonna die. Huuuurrrrrrl.”Cindy: “You can stop throwing up now, Marty. I’ve brought backup.”more Marty: “Backup? By ‘backup’ you mean like a Panzer division, right? Because otherwise??? holy shit on toast, is t…
Minimum Safe Distance 