Hey, you know that game VVVVVV? Surely you’ve heard of it. It’s a pretty good game! I’m not very good at twitchy jumpy games, so I only played enough to finish the main story, and didn’t go for 100% completion. But what I played was quite enjoyabl…
Goddamnit, a truck. I knew I was gonna have to think of something funny to say about a plastic truck at some point. What the hell is funny about a plastic truck? I guess there’s the fact that the handle on the conveyor belt-crank is bigger than th…
via collegehumor.com Simon Pegg and Nick Frost: you may know them from such masterpieces as Shawn of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. Now you also know them from this. I can’t get the damn thing to size properly in Posterous, though. Just hit the link and w…
“Forget it, Art. I gave up that gig a long time ago.” “I ain’t got anyone else to turn to, Lenny. This mess… it’s too big. It’s too much! We need you.” “I’ve told you over and over. I’m not a detective any more. Get someone else to help you with…
My years of research into domains deemed “unnatural” by my narrow-minded peers have familiarized me with all manner of unusual fairy, sprite, and pixie. Take, for example, the rare Shoe-Leather Brownie I encountered in Flaxham-by-Bough, or the Chi…
Thing to avoid: 1) Getting five wisdom teeth and a sinus-cavity cyst removed all at the same time. 2) Following this up with a food/medication combo that results in the worst heartburn ever and recurring fits of hiccupping that prevent sleep in gr…
Even the lion was unimpressed. I am a little amused that it came with instructions explaining what a jigsaw puzzle is and how you work one, though. I suppose it’s theoretically possible, in these technological times, that a child might grow to Kin…
The newest character in the Cute Video Game Character Sprites Group Shot Cross Stitch is Mochi, from the DS RPG Contact, developed by Grasshopper Manufacture — creator of many of the world’s finest and most insane video games, such as Killer7 and…
Oh man. Oh man oh man. I hadn’t been following L.A. Noire very closely, because I was under the impression that it was more a thing like the Mafia or Yakuza games, or GTA, except from the other side of the law. But it looks like I was entirely wro…
The crowd assembled in the town square stared in awe as the strange blue craft slowly floated to the ground, accompanied by a faint shrill piping noise. “What is it?” the onlookers murmured to each other. Obviously an alien, but was it an invader?…
Minimum Safe Distance 