Keith: ???Dammit, why do I have to pull the luggage cart????Hairbrush Santa: ???My hands are full. Ho ho ho!???Keith: ???I???m really starting to hate you people.???Guy: ???Eet ees not far to ze encampment of ze fellow with ze giant bolt stuck in his head. He wil…
Guy: ???So! It appears we have ze visitors! Sent to me by my old comrade Voldo, n???est-ce pas???? Keith: ???Is that a bloodstained steel travel mug???? Hairbrush Santa: ???Shh!??? Femme de Pain: ???Oui, Voldo nous vous a envoy?? au retruit de nouveau dans ses ran…
Guard: ???Right, the boss says he???ll see you guys. Follow me.???Keith: ???Is it far????Guard: ???Nope, the entrance to his secret underground bunker is right over here.???Keith: ???Past this giant flashing arrow????Guard: ???Yup!???Keith: ???I??? I am desperately trying …
Here???s a little speech from Neil Gaiman, talking about book piracy (and I suppose by extension all internet piracy, though he doesn???t explicitly say so). I???ve been a heavy downloader ever since such a thing became possible. Remember Hotline? Or be…
Cindy: ???So uh??? you???re going to keep the psychos out with a little roadblock sign????Marty: ???Not just any roadblock sign! Tell her, Roadblockbot.???Roadblockbot: ???DO NOT ENTER. NO PSYCHOS ADMITTED PAST THIS POINT.???Cindy: ???I???m impressed that you???ve gott…
Guardbot: ???Wooooo! This fire is DELICIOUS!???Marty: ???Dammit, stop spraying it everywhere. I???m not gonna mix another pitcher for you if you???re gonna waste it.???Guardbot: ???Awwww.???Cindy: ???Wait a minute, what happened to his hyphens????Marty: ???I fixed his …
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/adrian/a-history-of-the-future-in-100-ob… Adrian Hon, the guy who designed and produced Perplex City, has a new project initializing on Kickstarter. Check it out, it sounds pretty interesting.
Guardbot: ???Don???t you worry about a thing, Guardbot 3351 will protect you humans from the psychos! I???ll burn them all with fire! PCHOOOOOOOO???Cindy: ???Jesus fucking Christ! Who the fuck gave Guardbot flamethrowers?!???Marty: ???He wouldn???t leave me alone…
Phil: ???Marty, I am worried about a forthcoming psycho invasion.???Marty: ???Worried? Man, that???s one hell of an understatement. I tried turning Panicbot back on for a minute, and all he did was scream. And since he doesn???t have to pause to inhale, it …
Keith: ???What happened to the ground????Hairbrush Santa: ???The new calendar is vertically-oriented, like a book, so it doesn???t provide a playmat.???Keith: ???This looks like??? is this a blueprint for someone???s Minecraft landscaping????Hairbrish Santa: ???Mmmma…
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