Month: October 2008
IF Comp ’08: Violet (very spoilers)
Calm down. All you have to do is write a thousand words and everything will be fine.Easy for you to say, game. This writin??? shit is hard and stuff. Huh. Okay, I???m intrigued. I won???t claim to be crazy up on what???s what in the IF world, I mean I pla…
IF Comp ’08: Escape From the Underworld (spoilers)
First sentence: You take the role of Bobby T. Minion, a demon working in the Underworld to where the job of torturing the damned and the making the evil suffer has been outsourced. Wow, dang. That is some unsubtle exposition, right there. Karl Bee…
IF Comp ’08: Trein (spoilers)
All right, see, I need to get some actual work done today ??? I???m supposed to be writing this Nemesis quest thing for KoL, you know? But I figure I???ll do a quick IF review first to warm up. Next on the list is Trein, which Jenni says I should get so…
IF Comp ’08: The story so far
For your convenience (and because I don???t know how to do that clever trick where most of the post is hidden behind a link, is that even possible on a Tumblr blog?), here???s a list of links to the reviews I???ve done so far, in reverse order for no go…
IF Comp ’08: Snack Time!
Hunger. Now there???s a motivation I can relate to. Ohhh. I was all ready to make a witty comment about a dog being attributed as author (???Which bit did he do? The coding????), but I get it now. I can???t decide if I think this is clever, or just the IF…
IF Comp ’08: Riverside (spoilers)
WHAT IS YOUR FIRST WISH????All of mankind shall live on forever.???DONE. WHAT IS YOUR SECOND WISH????I wish for everyone to be able to find happiness.???DONE. WHAT IS YOUR THIRD WISH????An eleven-inch pianist!??? Well now. That was certainly a gloomy and dish…
IF Comp ’08: Red Moon (spoilers)
I haven???t read Jenni???s review of this yet, but I got the feeling she didn???t think much of it (in fact she said she wanted to throw the laptop across the room), so this should be a fun one for all of you to read. Oh dear. Is this a single-locked-ro…
IF Comp ’08: Piracy 2.0 (spoilers)
i???ve spent most of the day aimlessly surfing the web and levelling my fishing skill in World of Warcraft. I???m not sure if it???s because I???m getting tired of IF, or because I???m unexcited by the prospect of this game. It should be cool, right? Space …
IF Comp ’08: Opening Night (spoilers)
All right, a new day has dawned, I???ve had some sleep, time for some more IF. Hopefully I got all the bad ones out of the way yesterday, and today???s picks will be full of awesome and light. Hahahahahahahaaa. Okay, cynicism aside, let???s go. No spell…
Minimum Safe Distance 