Sorry I missed a couple days — been busy with work and also the Ocarina of Time 3DS remake. Which is awesome, by the way. Here’s a car. A family futurecar! I wish I could find a year somewhere on the paper, because I was under the impression that…

It’s a flipbook. One side is a one-second cartoon about a cool surfer dude wiping out; the other side is a one-second cartoon about a shark fin that turns out to be a snorkeler with a pointy head. See the expression on the snorkeler’s face? That s…

Here’s an odd little fellow: the top of his head sproings up, presumably when he’s surprised or alarmed. I’ll let you make your own erection joke.

Here’s another weird mechanical animal. When you push him forward (and only forward — the mechanism locks up if you go backward) his head raises up on his oddly long skinny neck, and then flops back down. Farben unverbindlich!

Huh. So the other day, when I said in the comments that the red disc thing on my desk didn’t look like a kinder egg toy? This is me standing corrected, because here’s another one. Oddly, the character art is printed directly on the plastic, rather…

Sort of a cross between one of the dioramas and a jigsaw puzzle. It’s kind of neat, actually. I like the blue squirrel.

Another sweet hotrod from the Reise Nach Utopia line. Pretty awesome, except I’m not so sure about the paint job. “Killer ride, man! You gonna get some sweet racing stripes or flames or something airbrushed onto it?” “Hell yeah I am! I was thinkin…

At least it isn’t the lion again. I still can’t get over the fact that they felt they had to give instructions for how to work a jigsaw puzzle. I guess they had to put something on the other side of the paper, but why not some fun zebra facts or s…

Hey, it’s the other member of the Wheeled Jaw-Flapping Beaver & Bison team! It’s kind of exciting to complete a set of something, even if that set consists of two things. From looking at the picture, you might assume these guys are the best of fri…