Phil: ???Cargobot here is in charge of??? well, it???s not difficult to figure out.??? Marty: ???Aww! He reminds me of my rocket-sled back home.??? Cargobot: ???A pleasure to make your acquaintance, sir.??? Marty: ??????Except for, you know, the whole talking thing. …

Janet: ???And this is Rex, our guard dog.??? Guardbot: ???Hot-dog!??? Janet: ???Guardbot, those sausages are for Rex. Put them back!??? Guardbot: ???Not-until-I-have-perfected-my-balloon-animal-technique.???

Marty: ???You???re an Announcebot, eh? What do you have to announce???? Announcebot: ???IT HAS BEEN THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY DAYS SINCE OUR LAST WORKPLACE FATALITY.??? Marty: ???Under normal circumstances, that wouldn???t be very good, but I guess considering yo…

Billy: ???Cindy, this is my friend Janet.??? Janet: ???Hi! And this is my kitty Gilbert.??? Gilbert: ???Mrowwww.??? Applepig: ???Oink???? Cindy: ???I can???t help but notice you kids are kind of oddly-proportioned. You have regular adult torsos, just with stumpier le…

Billy: ???Well, while Phil???s showing Marty around the maintenance bays, how about I show around the town a bit???? Cindy: ???Well, all right, but??? listen, no offense, but I???m not particularly enthused to hang out in a war zone. I left the last town I wa…

Billy: ???Hey, Leaderbot, we???ve got some guests.??? Leaderbot: ???Greetings, humans. I am Leaderbot-x23, designated administrator of this city.??? Marty: ???Hi, Leaderbot?????? Leaderbot: ???No need to be formal. Please, call me Phil.??? Marty: ???Okay??? Phil. I???m Mar…

Cindy: ???So, Billy, can you give us a little exposition here???? Billy: ???Okay, well, basically, last year this city???s advent calendar was mainly filled with crazy psychopaths and robots. They went to war, and it lasted a long time because the robots …

Kid: ???Hey, lady, what???s going on???? Marty: ???Help!??? Cindy: ???Oh thank god, another human. You are a human, right kid???? Kid: ???Yep! I???m Billy!??? Cindy: ???Hi Billy, I???m Cindy. And my friend over there getting the life crushed out of him is Marty.??? Marty: …

***FOOM!*** Cindy: ??????cond! ???Goddamnit, Marty, if you???ve gotten us killed, I am going to be so pissed at you. ???Jesus Christ! A recognizer!??? Marty: ???I???m pretty sure that???s just scenery. I???m more worried about the welcome wagon over here.??? Robot: ???In…

***FOOM!*** Wizard: ??????Sup, bitches.??? Marty: ???Hah! I knew there was a wizard in this calendar somewhere!??? Sir Nigma: ???Are you supposed to be the fantasy version of Santa Claus or something???? Wizard: ???Man, do not even step to me with that Santa Clau…