My years of research into domains deemed “unnatural” by my narrow-minded peers have familiarized me with all manner of unusual fairy, sprite, and pixie. Take, for example, the rare Shoe-Leather Brownie I encountered in Flaxham-by-Bough, or the Chi…
Thing to avoid: 1) Getting five wisdom teeth and a sinus-cavity cyst removed all at the same time. 2) Following this up with a food/medication combo that results in the worst heartburn ever and recurring fits of hiccupping that prevent sleep in gr…
Even the lion was unimpressed. I am a little amused that it came with instructions explaining what a jigsaw puzzle is and how you work one, though. I suppose it’s theoretically possible, in these technological times, that a child might grow to Kin…
The newest character in the Cute Video Game Character Sprites Group Shot Cross Stitch is Mochi, from the DS RPG Contact, developed by Grasshopper Manufacture — creator of many of the world’s finest and most insane video games, such as Killer7 and…
Oh man. Oh man oh man. I hadn’t been following L.A. Noire very closely, because I was under the impression that it was more a thing like the Mafia or Yakuza games, or GTA, except from the other side of the law. But it looks like I was entirely wro…
The crowd assembled in the town square stared in awe as the strange blue craft slowly floated to the ground, accompanied by a faint shrill piping noise. “What is it?” the onlookers murmured to each other. Obviously an alien, but was it an invader?…
Palm trees swayed in the sand-filled breeze as Maxi fled the city atop the hastily flagged-down Elephantentaxi, the shouts of his pursuers fading in the distance. “Sounds like you caused some real trouble, Sahib,” said the elephant, glancing back …
One hundred and fifty Kinder Egg capsules. When I ordered these on eBay, I assumed the guy selling them was (or was pals with) a guy who works at the manufacturing plant. This lot was not the only one he’s sold; how the hell do you get your hands …
I’ve gone back and tagged all the old Lego AdventUres posts, including the 2009 ones which weren’t narrative, but became the backstory to 2010 Calendars B and C. So, if you’d like to revisit the old stuff, or read it for the first time if you’re n…
Marty: “Nnnng. Ugh. What??? where am I?”Cindy: “You’re in the hospital, Marty. You’ve been unconscious for more than a week. I guess going Super Saiyan takes a lot out of a guy.”Marty: “Super what? All I remember is Voldo attacking, and cutting yo…
Minimum Safe Distance 