I got a new phone. Holy fuck, will you look at the pictures it takes! It can focus! And zoom! And flash! It’s almost like a real camera, instead of an oatmeal box with a hole in one end. Now watch me pull a third messengeroo to commemorate.
What the fuck.
The South Australian messengeroo is a curious and repulsive little creature. Despite its name, it is not related to the kangaroo — it is in fact a small green grub-like creature, made all the more disgusting by its nearly-human facial features an…
Flash Racecardriver’s knuckles were white as he gripped the steering wheel of the Veryfastcar Mark 5, his eyes flicking across the readouts on the instrument panel. The scenery blurred around him as he shifted the throttle into Even Faster mode, t…
Man, this is rough. I feel like I’m not fufilling my goals with this project if I don’t come up with a funny or interesting bit of fiction or commentary or something for at least nine out of ten of these things. But look at this, it’s a little mai…
The rumbling could be heard across the valley. A flock of birds took wing as their trees fell with a crash. “It’s coming,” said the commander, lowering his telescope. “What is, sir?” “The beaver.” The two recruits looked at each other, then back a…
Hey, you know that game VVVVVV? Surely you’ve heard of it. It’s a pretty good game! I’m not very good at twitchy jumpy games, so I only played enough to finish the main story, and didn’t go for 100% completion. But what I played was quite enjoyabl…
Goddamnit, a truck. I knew I was gonna have to think of something funny to say about a plastic truck at some point. What the hell is funny about a plastic truck? I guess there’s the fact that the handle on the conveyor belt-crank is bigger than th…
via collegehumor.com Simon Pegg and Nick Frost: you may know them from such masterpieces as Shawn of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. Now you also know them from this. I can’t get the damn thing to size properly in Posterous, though. Just hit the link and w…
“Forget it, Art. I gave up that gig a long time ago.” “I ain’t got anyone else to turn to, Lenny. This mess… it’s too big. It’s too much! We need you.” “I’ve told you over and over. I’m not a detective any more. Get someone else to help you with…
Minimum Safe Distance 