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Cindy: ???Hello, fellow psychos! I???m looking for some friends of mine that passed this way recently.???Fireman: ???Oh yeah? How do we know you???re actually a psycho and not a regular person????Cindy: ???I???m travelling with a pig with an apple growing out of …

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So hey, instead of a Lego AdventTures (hurr look how clever, I could be in marketing) post, here???s this. Remember this? This cross-stitch thing I was doing until Minecraft happened? Well, I don???t have any projects going in Minecraft, at least unti…

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Marty: ???Okay, the tracker thing seems to be working. It looks like they???re heading east.???Cindy: ???Guardbot, I can???t believe you had the foresight to plant a tracking device on that ear guy.???Guardbot: ???I didn???t! I just accidentally dropped my wristw…

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Keith: ???Dammit, why do I have to pull the luggage cart????Hairbrush Santa: ???My hands are full. Ho ho ho!???Keith: ???I???m really starting to hate you people.???Guy: ???Eet ees not far to ze encampment of ze fellow with ze giant bolt stuck in his head. He wil…

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Guy: ???So! It appears we have ze visitors! Sent to me by my old comrade Voldo, n???est-ce pas???? Keith: ???Is that a bloodstained steel travel mug???? Hairbrush Santa: ???Shh!??? Femme de Pain: ???Oui, Voldo nous vous a envoy?? au retruit de nouveau dans ses ran…

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Guard: ???Right, the boss says he???ll see you guys. Follow me.???Keith: ???Is it far????Guard: ???Nope, the entrance to his secret underground bunker is right over here.???Keith: ???Past this giant flashing arrow????Guard: ???Yup!???Keith: ???I??? I am desperately trying …

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Here???s a little speech from Neil Gaiman, talking about book piracy (and I suppose by extension all internet piracy, though he doesn???t explicitly say so). I???ve been a heavy downloader ever since such a thing became possible. Remember Hotline? Or be…

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Cindy: ???So uh??? you???re going to keep the psychos out with a little roadblock sign????Marty: ???Not just any roadblock sign! Tell her, Roadblockbot.???Roadblockbot: ???DO NOT ENTER. NO PSYCHOS ADMITTED PAST THIS POINT.???Cindy: ???I???m impressed that you???ve gott…

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Guardbot: ???Wooooo! This fire is DELICIOUS!???Marty: ???Dammit, stop spraying it everywhere. I???m not gonna mix another pitcher for you if you???re gonna waste it.???Guardbot: ???Awwww.???Cindy: ???Wait a minute, what happened to his hyphens????Marty: ???I fixed his …