Guardbot: ???Don???t you worry about a thing, Guardbot 3351 will protect you humans from the psychos! I???ll burn them all with fire! PCHOOOOOOOO???Cindy: ???Jesus fucking Christ! Who the fuck gave Guardbot flamethrowers?!???Marty: ???He wouldn???t leave me alone…

Phil: ???Marty, I am worried about a forthcoming psycho invasion.???Marty: ???Worried? Man, that???s one hell of an understatement. I tried turning Panicbot back on for a minute, and all he did was scream. And since he doesn???t have to pause to inhale, it …

Keith: ???What happened to the ground????Hairbrush Santa: ???The new calendar is vertically-oriented, like a book, so it doesn???t provide a playmat.???Keith: ???This looks like??? is this a blueprint for someone???s Minecraft landscaping????Hairbrish Santa: ???Mmmma…

Santa: ???Ho ho ho, everybody!???Janet: ???OMG it???s Santa!!???Marty: ???It???s good to see you, Santa. The wizard we got at the end of the last calendar was kind of a dick.???Santa: ???Oh, that guy. Well, it???s not my bag to go around talking shit about my competi…

Keith: ???Okay, let me make sure I???ve got this straight: Voldo wants us to track down his four best henchmen, who went into hiding after the robots won, and recruit them back to the cause????Femme de Pain: ???Oui. Est ce ce que j???ai dit.???Kei…

Keith: ???Man, I sure am glad to be out of there. I wish I didn???t have to leave my ears behind, though.???Hairbrush Santa: ???There???ll be plenty of fresh ears for the takin??? when we make the big attack. Fresh ears and fresh hair! Ho ho ho!???Keith: ???Yeah,…

Marty: ???Boy oh boy, I sure am enjoying this yellow boxcar that is identical to the red one except for the color.??? Applepig: ???Oink.??? Panicbot: ???Guys! Guys! Shit! Fuck! Fucking shitfuck! Emergency! Emergency!??? Marty: ???Did the dog bark at you again????…

Keith: ???Where in hell did you guys find a tiny bulldozer???? Femme de Pain: ???Les bons gar??ons ne sont pas les seuls avec l???acc??s au calendrier d???arriv??e.??? Hairbrush Santa: ???Say??? that???s a pretty nice head of hair you got there, fella. Ho ho ho!??? Keit…

Cindy: ???So what???d we get today????Marty: ???A boxcar.???Cindy: ???That???s??? dull.???Marty: ???Not only is it dull, but it means we???ve got two or three more days??? worth of dull train parts coming. Merry Christmas!???Cindy: ???Aw, don???t be such a cynic, Marty. I mean…

Femme de Pain: ???Ok, Hairbrush Santa, je pense Voldo veut que nous cassent Keith hors de la prison. Avez-vous des id??es????Hairbrush Santa: ???Ho ho ho! The silken tresses! The long, flowing locks! I will brush them! I WILL BRUSH ALL OF THE HAIR…