Wilhelm II had a totally bitchin ???stache, that???s all I???m sayin???.

Here???s the new trailer for Metal Gear Solid Rising, which doesn???t seem particularly related to the rest of the MGS franchise as far as I can tell, and once again shows us that the Future is a silly place. Honestly, check out the dainty feet on tha…

Sxip Shirey and Adam Matta, via this Metafilter thread.

Hey! It???s capt???n Eli! Remember him? Looks like he???s in much the same situation as when we last saw him: rowing his little rowboat, packed to overflowing with fruit, daydreaming about the life of a smuggler on the high seas while his huge (and prob…

If you are down with Twin Peaks, Coil*, and long music videos, this is a frickin??? sweet music video for Coil???s ???Be Careful What You Wish For???, which uses clips from ???Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me???, and is pretty long. *Not to be confused with COIL…

The Overlord wants a word with you. (click through and read the poster???s explanation if you want to know wtf.)

Okay, two more to go in this leg of the 2010 Orangetacular Taste-Off of Ultimate Challenge. Today it???s Premium Fitz???s Since 1947 Fitz???s Bottling Co., St. Louis, MO Orange Pop, which doesn???t much roll off the tongue I must say. Generic bottle. Pape…

New Scott Pilgrim trailer! It looks even more fucking sweet than before! Except I still wish Michael Cera wasn???t so goddamn Michael Cera. Every time I see muhfuckin SCOTT PILGRIM make that little high-pitched whine, I die a little inside.

Today???s intrepid challenger in the 2010 Orange Soda Bestness Battle 2010 is: Route 66 Sodas Orange Soda, which so far is the most reasonably-named one of the bunch. Not much going on with the bottle. It???s the standard generic glass bottle everyone…

More Sinistar! More orange soda! Today we have Squamscot Old Fashioned Beverages Established 1863 Orange. It doesn???t look like much. Generic glass bottle, paper label (with way too many different fonts, btw. Eight fucking fonts I count on this bot…