Cindy: ???So, Billy, can you give us a little exposition here???? Billy: ???Okay, well, basically, last year this city???s advent calendar was mainly filled with crazy psychopaths and robots. They went to war, and it lasted a long time because the robots …

Kid: ???Hey, lady, what???s going on???? Marty: ???Help!??? Cindy: ???Oh thank god, another human. You are a human, right kid???? Kid: ???Yep! I???m Billy!??? Cindy: ???Hi Billy, I???m Cindy. And my friend over there getting the life crushed out of him is Marty.??? Marty: …

***FOOM!*** Cindy: ??????cond! ???Goddamnit, Marty, if you???ve gotten us killed, I am going to be so pissed at you. ???Jesus Christ! A recognizer!??? Marty: ???I???m pretty sure that???s just scenery. I???m more worried about the welcome wagon over here.??? Robot: ???In…

***FOOM!*** Wizard: ??????Sup, bitches.??? Marty: ???Hah! I knew there was a wizard in this calendar somewhere!??? Sir Nigma: ???Are you supposed to be the fantasy version of Santa Claus or something???? Wizard: ???Man, do not even step to me with that Santa Clau…

Cindy: ???Hey, so, I???m getting the hell out of here. It was good meeting you guys.??? Sir Nigma: ???You???re leaving? What???s the matter???? Cindy: ???I???ll tell you what???s the matter: this place is packing enough heat to give three weapons to everyone living h…

Sir Nigma: ???Are you sure about this? We???ve only just met and suddenly you???re wanting to leave. It???s kind of a bummer.??? Marty: ???I???m sorry Ed, but finding out that my father is some kind of crazy flail-flailing knight is just really inspiring to me….

Sir Nigma: ???You???re planning on keeping this thing going after the calendar is over???? Marty: ???Yeah, well, it???s been fun. Not gonna win any prizes, but it???s been worth at least a chuckle every day. I figured I could come up with some sort of adventu…