Psycho: ???I think you guys are being kind of drastic here. I???m sure it???s all a big misunderstanding.??? Phil: ???Misunderstanding? You are a psycho, who attempted to assault and murder members of our community.??? Psycho: ???What, little ol??? me? Come on, I…

Robot: ???Marty! Oh God! It???s terrible! Terrible news!??? Marty: ???What???s wrong, Panicbot? Did more psychos show up???? Panicbot: ???No! Worse!! Someone was playing Minecraft all night and forgot to post an update!??? Marty: ???Aw man, lame. All right, we???ll j…

Marty: ???Cindy! Are you all right? I came as soon as I??? what the hell is going on here???? Rex: ???Arooooo!??? Psycho: ???Somebody get this dog off me! And make that pig give back my knife!??? Applepig: ???Oink.??? Cindy: ???I???m fine, Marty. The animals handled th…

Cindy: ???Man, sorry I screamed like that, mister. I???ve been kind of jumpy recently, what with being in the middle of a war zone with the possibility of psycho raiders sneaking around, so when you stepped out of the shadows like that, I over-reacted…

Phil: ???Cargobot here is in charge of??? well, it???s not difficult to figure out.??? Marty: ???Aww! He reminds me of my rocket-sled back home.??? Cargobot: ???A pleasure to make your acquaintance, sir.??? Marty: ??????Except for, you know, the whole talking thing. …

Janet: ???And this is Rex, our guard dog.??? Guardbot: ???Hot-dog!??? Janet: ???Guardbot, those sausages are for Rex. Put them back!??? Guardbot: ???Not-until-I-have-perfected-my-balloon-animal-technique.???

Marty: ???You???re an Announcebot, eh? What do you have to announce???? Announcebot: ???IT HAS BEEN THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY DAYS SINCE OUR LAST WORKPLACE FATALITY.??? Marty: ???Under normal circumstances, that wouldn???t be very good, but I guess considering yo…

Billy: ???Cindy, this is my friend Janet.??? Janet: ???Hi! And this is my kitty Gilbert.??? Gilbert: ???Mrowwww.??? Applepig: ???Oink???? Cindy: ???I can???t help but notice you kids are kind of oddly-proportioned. You have regular adult torsos, just with stumpier le…

Billy: ???Well, while Phil???s showing Marty around the maintenance bays, how about I show around the town a bit???? Cindy: ???Well, all right, but??? listen, no offense, but I???m not particularly enthused to hang out in a war zone. I left the last town I wa…

Billy: ???Hey, Leaderbot, we???ve got some guests.??? Leaderbot: ???Greetings, humans. I am Leaderbot-x23, designated administrator of this city.??? Marty: ???Hi, Leaderbot?????? Leaderbot: ???No need to be formal. Please, call me Phil.??? Marty: ???Okay??? Phil. I???m Mar…