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Written by rifflesbyMay 25, 2011February 20, 2013

Kinder Eggs (55/150) Racing Action!

Sorry I missed the last couple days, it was a crazy busy weekend. Your reward for being patient is a super-elaborate racing buggy with a million parts and stickers. Now *that’s* a Kinder Egg toy.I wonder if they asked BMW and Shell Oil for permiss…

Written by rifflesbyMay 21, 2011February 20, 2013

Kinder Eggs (54/150) Squirt Elephant

Elephant-shaped squirt gun. Well, ‘gun’ is overstating it — it holds enough water for one squirt. This is not amusing enough to go through the trouble of filling it.It’s cute at least, I guess.

Written by rifflesbyMay 20, 2011February 20, 2013

Kinder Eggs (53/150) Sahara Harry

Weirdly cool. His thin flexible feet flap as you push him along. I dunno that an alligator would go on safari though. I guess he could be a Louisiana swamp gator visiting a cousin in the Nile delta. Sort of a country mouse / city mouse deal. Excep…

Written by rifflesbyMay 19, 2011February 20, 2013

Kinder Eggs (52/150) Giraffeocopter

Today we have one of those spinny whirlycopter things. It seems to work okay. It’d better! It’s only one of the simplest damn machines that exist.I couldn’t give it a very rigorous test, because it started raining as soon as I finished putting it …

Written by rifflesbyMay 18, 2011February 20, 2013

Kinder Eggs (51/150) More Street Life In Mainhattan

Rats stealing a wheel of cheese, and then hiding in a manhole. That’s something that happens in America!

Written by rifflesbyMay 16, 2011February 20, 2013

Kinder Eggs (50/150) Molly & Pike

And for the big #50 we get… lovingly sculpted bear ass.

Written by rifflesbyMay 14, 2011February 20, 2013

Kinder Eggs (49/150) Speed-Liner Redux

Duplicate of Egg #13.

Written by rifflesbyMay 14, 2011February 20, 2013

Kinder Eggs (47+48/150) Stupid Disc Things

You squeeze it and the disc shoots out a couple feet. Wheeeee. There’s two because I’d skipped the darker-colored one, in that couple of days where I wasn’t going to bother including the stupid toys, but since that plan changed, this turned out to…

Written by rifflesbyMay 12, 2011February 20, 2013

Kinder Eggs (46/150) Clip Clap Clown

Written by rifflesbyMay 10, 2011February 20, 2013

Kinder Egg #45: Space Tube Glider

Here’s an odd thing. Some kind of glider? I guess? I tried it out though, and it doesn’t fly much better than, say, a pencil. In more general news, the poster (okay, I’ll actually be a good blogger and open the post in another tab and see what the…

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