Sorry I missed the last couple days, it was a crazy busy weekend. Your reward for being patient is a super-elaborate racing buggy with a million parts and stickers. Now *that’s* a Kinder Egg toy.I wonder if they asked BMW and Shell Oil for permiss…

Elephant-shaped squirt gun. Well, ‘gun’ is overstating it — it holds enough water for one squirt. This is not amusing enough to go through the trouble of filling it.It’s cute at least, I guess.

Weirdly cool. His thin flexible feet flap as you push him along. I dunno that an alligator would go on safari though. I guess he could be a Louisiana swamp gator visiting a cousin in the Nile delta. Sort of a country mouse / city mouse deal. Excep…

Today we have one of those spinny whirlycopter things. It seems to work okay. It’d better! It’s only one of the simplest damn machines that exist.I couldn’t give it a very rigorous test, because it started raining as soon as I finished putting it …

Rats stealing a wheel of cheese, and then hiding in a manhole. That’s something that happens in America!

And for the big #50 we get… lovingly sculpted bear ass.

Duplicate of Egg #13.

You squeeze it and the disc shoots out a couple feet. Wheeeee. There’s two because I’d skipped the darker-colored one, in that couple of days where I wasn’t going to bother including the stupid toys, but since that plan changed, this turned out to…

Here’s an odd thing. Some kind of glider? I guess? I tried it out though, and it doesn’t fly much better than, say, a pencil. In more general news, the poster (okay, I’ll actually be a good blogger and open the post in another tab and see what the…