Cindy: ???Excuse me????Hairbrush Santa: ???What the-! Who are you????Cindy: ???Oh, just a traveler of no particular importance, and not anybody you need to trouble your friends with. You appear to have set up an elaborate portable hairstyling station in the…
Marty: ???Okay, while the robots are working on shoring up the town???s security systems and so forth, I wanted to call all us humans together for a strategy meeting and pep talk, and??? and??????Janet: ???And what, Marty????Marty: ???And is this everybody? Three…
Hairbrush Santa: ???What???s yer problem, fella? You said you didn???t wanna pull the luggage cart any more! Ho ho ho!??? Keith: ???Hate??? you guys??? so??? much?????? Bolt Head: ???Wheeee!???
Bolt Head: ???AAAARRRGH!???Guy: ???Calm down, my old friend! You recognize me, non? We fought the robots together????Bolt Head: ???Uhhhrg????Guy: ???You remember Voldo, do you not????Bolt Head: ???Vuhduh????Guy: ???Le homme with ze mask? And ze claws? Hisses a lot????Bol…
Swordfighting with shadows. Via Ze Frank, by way of Metafilter.
Cindy: ???Hello, fellow psychos! I???m looking for some friends of mine that passed this way recently.???Fireman: ???Oh yeah? How do we know you???re actually a psycho and not a regular person????Cindy: ???I???m travelling with a pig with an apple growing out of …
So hey, instead of a Lego AdventTures (hurr look how clever, I could be in marketing) post, here???s this. Remember this? This cross-stitch thing I was doing until Minecraft happened? Well, I don???t have any projects going in Minecraft, at least unti…
Marty: ???Okay, the tracker thing seems to be working. It looks like they???re heading east.???Cindy: ???Guardbot, I can???t believe you had the foresight to plant a tracking device on that ear guy.???Guardbot: ???I didn???t! I just accidentally dropped my wristw…
Keith: ???Dammit, why do I have to pull the luggage cart????Hairbrush Santa: ???My hands are full. Ho ho ho!???Keith: ???I???m really starting to hate you people.???Guy: ???Eet ees not far to ze encampment of ze fellow with ze giant bolt stuck in his head. He wil…
Guy: ???So! It appears we have ze visitors! Sent to me by my old comrade Voldo, n???est-ce pas???? Keith: ???Is that a bloodstained steel travel mug???? Hairbrush Santa: ???Shh!??? Femme de Pain: ???Oui, Voldo nous vous a envoy?? au retruit de nouveau dans ses ran…
Minimum Safe Distance 