The first level of Gradius. In LittleBigPlanet. Fucking LittleBigPlanet. This is goddamn awesome.

Olde Brooklyn Brighton Beach Black Cherry Soda. Dubious Monkey is dubious. That???s a helluva name, isn???t it? Olde Brooklyn Brighton Beach Black Cherry Soda. I don???t know anything about Olde Brooklynne??? the idea makes me think of that movie, the one…

Sprecher Orange Dream, solderless breadboard. Smells: creamsicle. Which is disheartening to me, as I really like regular orange soda. Creamsicle? not so much. I was hoping this would be a really good orange. Tastes: Creamsicle. With emphasis on th…

Tiny lizard.

???Ancient Cola???, gothic Rubik???s Cube. Smells: like a maraschino-cherryier Dr Pepper. Tastes: Ugh. Cloying. Also, completely flat. (???Well, that makes sense,??? says Jenni.) Undrinkable. Excuse me while I go wash my mouth out. Label: Some sort of asian…

???So, Riff,??? I hear you asking, unless maybe it???s the voices in my head again, ???What???s your Halloween costume this year? Something ridiculously post-modern and also somewhat creepy???? But of course! A flimsy cardboard mask of my own face. Edit: As a…

So the way this works is: shitty cameraphone photo of a bottle of something, and a thing from my desk. This is a bottle of ???capt???n Eli???s Blueberry Pop??? and a Skutter from Red Dwarf. Also shown: leatherman, junk mail. Smells like: very sweet artifi…

Jenni and I went to Pop Soda and got a whole bunch of random stuff, so pictures and reviews of random sodas are going to be making up the majority of our blog posts for the next few days. Jenni???s will probably be more interesting ??? she picked soda…

Jenni hadn???t seen any of the Gorillaz videos, so here are a few. Note how Noodle gets appropriately older between the first album (the first two videos) and the second. That???s neat because it???s rare.