***FOOM!*** Wizard: ??????Sup, bitches.??? Marty: ???Hah! I knew there was a wizard in this calendar somewhere!??? Sir Nigma: ???Are you supposed to be the fantasy version of Santa Claus or something???? Wizard: ???Man, do not even step to me with that Santa Clau…
Cindy: ???Hey, so, I???m getting the hell out of here. It was good meeting you guys.??? Sir Nigma: ???You???re leaving? What???s the matter???? Cindy: ???I???ll tell you what???s the matter: this place is packing enough heat to give three weapons to everyone living h…
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Sir Nigma: ???Are you sure about this? We???ve only just met and suddenly you???re wanting to leave. It???s kind of a bummer.??? Marty: ???I???m sorry Ed, but finding out that my father is some kind of crazy flail-flailing knight is just really inspiring to me….
Sir Nigma: ???You???re planning on keeping this thing going after the calendar is over???? Marty: ???Yeah, well, it???s been fun. Not gonna win any prizes, but it???s been worth at least a chuckle every day. I figured I could come up with some sort of adventu…
I just now found this and haven???t played it yet, but it looks interesting. The author says it???s basically Myst + Rez + Tron. That sounds like a pretty friggin sweet combo to me.
Marty: ???So what happens now? I???m not fighting my own father to the death.??? Sir Nigma: ???No, I agree that would be inappropriate.??? Marty: ???Anyway, we???ve only got four days left on this calendar. If we want to keep up this daily posting thing, we???re …
Marty: ???So, uh, it kinda feels weird to call you Sir Nigma if you???re my dad.??? Sir Nigma: ???How about ???dad??????? Marty: ???Man, I just met you.??? Sir Nigma: ???Well, my first name is Ed.??? Marty: ??????Of course it is.??? Guy: ???FedEx. Got a couple spears to delive…
Do you like mazes? Ha ha, just kidding! Nobody likes mazes! Still, this is a goddamn gorgeous thing, and it???s well worth your time. There is one major unfairness though: Sbyybjvat gur vafgehpgvbaf jvyy znxr vg fb lbh pnaabg jva. (click through to …
Marty: ???Hey, so it turns out we fucked up a little. Queen Leona???s balcony-thing was standing in front of door 16, and it got skipped. For like two days.??? Queen Leona: ???Don???t try and blame me for your incompetence! Assholes!??? Sir Nigma: ???Huh. So wh…
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