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Lucky 66 Lime Soda (???Chosen by soda jerks every time???), Crow T. Robot. Smells: Lime Otter Pop. Tastes: Pretty authentically lime, actually, though not as sour. It???s not nearly as sweet as you???d expect from the smell, and has a very slight bitter t…

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Olde Brooklyn Brighton Beach Black Cherry Soda. Dubious Monkey is dubious. That???s a helluva name, isn???t it? Olde Brooklyn Brighton Beach Black Cherry Soda. I don???t know anything about Olde Brooklynne??? the idea makes me think of that movie, the one…

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Sprecher Orange Dream, solderless breadboard. Smells: creamsicle. Which is disheartening to me, as I really like regular orange soda. Creamsicle? not so much. I was hoping this would be a really good orange. Tastes: Creamsicle. With emphasis on th…

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???Ancient Cola???, gothic Rubik???s Cube. Smells: like a maraschino-cherryier Dr Pepper. Tastes: Ugh. Cloying. Also, completely flat. (???Well, that makes sense,??? says Jenni.) Undrinkable. Excuse me while I go wash my mouth out. Label: Some sort of asian…

Happy Halloween!

???So, Riff,??? I hear you asking, unless maybe it???s the voices in my head again, ???What???s your Halloween costume this year? Something ridiculously post-modern and also somewhat creepy???? But of course! A flimsy cardboard mask of my own face. Edit: As a…