Q: What???s next for you? DA: We???re doing another Gorillaz record. We came back from summer holidays and realized we could do exactly what we wanted to do with Gorillaz. Essentially, Jamie just had to agree to draw the characters again. ???Cause I jus…

Lucky 66 Lime Soda (???Chosen by soda jerks every time???), Crow T. Robot. Smells: Lime Otter Pop. Tastes: Pretty authentically lime, actually, though not as sour. It???s not nearly as sweet as you???d expect from the smell, and has a very slight bitter t…

The first level of Gradius. In LittleBigPlanet. Fucking LittleBigPlanet. This is goddamn awesome.

Olde Brooklyn Brighton Beach Black Cherry Soda. Dubious Monkey is dubious. That???s a helluva name, isn???t it? Olde Brooklyn Brighton Beach Black Cherry Soda. I don???t know anything about Olde Brooklynne??? the idea makes me think of that movie, the one…

Sprecher Orange Dream, solderless breadboard. Smells: creamsicle. Which is disheartening to me, as I really like regular orange soda. Creamsicle? not so much. I was hoping this would be a really good orange. Tastes: Creamsicle. With emphasis on th…

Tiny lizard.

???Ancient Cola???, gothic Rubik???s Cube. Smells: like a maraschino-cherryier Dr Pepper. Tastes: Ugh. Cloying. Also, completely flat. (???Well, that makes sense,??? says Jenni.) Undrinkable. Excuse me while I go wash my mouth out. Label: Some sort of asian…

???So, Riff,??? I hear you asking, unless maybe it???s the voices in my head again, ???What???s your Halloween costume this year? Something ridiculously post-modern and also somewhat creepy???? But of course! A flimsy cardboard mask of my own face. Edit: As a…