Shit. Shit, I???ve got thirty-five minutes. Um??? ummm??? Oh, I know. So, somethingawful.com, right? Basically the only really funny bits they have these days are the Fashion Swat ones* where Zack Parsons and David Thorpe IM each other about??? well, fash…

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Apparently, Tumblr is in a different time zone than I am, because that last post was posted at 11:38 pm my time. So it still totally counts for Wednesday.

So, Raph Koster???s big thing (or at least, the quote that we attribute to him here in the office) is ???Player-created content is the future.??? And I suppose that may be true, as long as your vision of the future is giant cocks-and-balls everywhere yo…

So two things happened today: a new Castlevania game came out for the DS, and Jenni discovered a local Culver???s franchise in Mesa. Culver???s is pretty good. They have good burgers and good shakes. And cheese curds, the lack of which in Arizona Jenn…

Sony???s long-awaited and much-buzzed LittleBigPlanet will be delayed worldwide. All copies sent to retailers are being recalled after audio samples from Muslim religious text the Qur???an were discovered in the game???s soundtrack, according to new rep…

Hell, I did it again. I???m a terrible blogger. Lemme throw a bunch of stuff out there for you, to make it up.Here is an article in The Atlantic that examines the complete and utter uselessness and waste of money that is the TSA. Spy coins. Lucid TV…